Do you ever once in a while just to amuse yourself go on tumblr and look up your name?
I LOVE HOW HE ALWAYS WALKS LIKE HIS BALLS ARE TOO BIG TO FIT BETWEEN HIS LEGS
I MEAN WUT
Maybe they are. Maybe Derek has to strap them down every morning before even attempting jeans. Or maybe it’s make belief. Maybe he doesn’t have balls and he’s trying to make out he has?
HIS BALLS ARE SO BIG THEY’RE LIKE BOOBS
THEY NEED A CORSET
THAT DEREK STRAPS THEM INTO
EACH MORNING
AND STILES IS STUNNED TO DISCOVER
THAT DEREK WEARS A CORSET
DOWN THERE
A LEATHER CORSET
WITH LEATHER LACES
THAT GO ALL THE WAY UP
AND ALL THE WAY DOWN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND
YEAH
Just a friendly reminder that Hoechlin freely admitted in an interview that he strictly wears Underamour.
Apparently you buy those when your JUNK IS TOO MASSIVE FOR REGULAR BRIEFS TO CONTAIN
REBLOGGING FOR ACCURACY AND RESEARCH
TWO THINGS THIS FANDOM IS RENOWNED FOR
Well, Jeff did tweet that Hoechlin need like a 20 min warning to get into his jeans or something. xDD Like he thinks they are uncomfy or something. lolol. But also I find the way he walks unfy (even if that means he’s just uncomfortable). XDDDD /o\
It’s not so much Tyler Hoechlin trying to walk around his gigantic balls
AS A GIGANTIC PAIR OF BALLS TAKING TYLER HOECHLIN OUT FOR A WALK
Tyler will find out about this post..
Reblogging with the hope that he will see this, tbh.
what just happened here?
